Posted 2 hours ago

dulect:

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and image

Posted 2 hours ago

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

Posted 2 hours ago

inimicaldolly:

artemuscainpotato:

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

When I worked at a movie theater. A woman bought her stuff at the concession stand on one of those days that had a lot of people at the theater, but it wasn’t “busy”

After finishing the transaction she said “If you don’t mind me asking, are you familiar with The Bible?”

Without wishing to offend and get myself another write up I said “Yes, but not as much as I should.”

She smiled and said “In the book of revelations it says the end times will come when every man has a number given to them and water is sold and bought. Kind of like bottled water and Social Security and Credit cards.”

After some seconds I absentmindedly asked “Well… should we not do things like that?”

She shrugged. “It’s prophecy. No use trying to go against it.” She then wished me well and went on her way.

I didn’t sleep well for the next few weeks.

oh

Posted 2 hours ago

gethenian:

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

SAND MOOSE. 

Posted 2 hours ago
I knew something was wrong

I knew something was wrong

Posted 2 hours ago

sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality

Posted 2 hours ago

unsuccessfulblogger:

if i catch you glancing at me more than twice i will automatically think you like me so please don’t look at me ever

Posted 2 hours ago
emeraaldnymph:

human-timelord-metacrisis:

glitterist:

feahrs:

gazeonmy:

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK
SHIT

Wow

this

just had to

this is why i love banksy. 

i mean do you see this shit

this stuff is deep

i mean if he grafittis on your building your property value actually goes up

holy

mother

of

fuck




I’ve been saying this for a while now. This art is amazing

emeraaldnymph:

human-timelord-metacrisis:

glitterist:

feahrs:

gazeonmy:

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK

SHIT

Wow

this

just had to

this is why i love banksy. 

image

i mean do you see this shit

image

this stuff is deep

image

i mean if he grafittis on your building your property value actually goes up

image

holy

image

mother

image

of

image

fuck

image

image

image

I’ve been saying this for a while now. This art is amazing

(Source: libertysaves)

Posted 2 hours ago

dadxvx:

tell your girlfriend I’m sorry for being prettier than her

Posted 2 hours ago

Overheard at AnimeNEXT

  1. Aragorn cosplayer: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
  2. (Legolas cosplayer scouts around the area)
  3. Legolas cosplayer: Nerds.